Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Requirements for Non-Members

Ok non-members! I'm getting serious! Only the coolest of the coolest gets to play against me! If you ever want to play against me, you must look at the list at the bottom to see if you qualify to challenge me. But, I can challenge you whenever I want, but if you don't have everything at the bottom of the list, I won't accept your request.

1. Wear the color red on your dino.
2. Put on your stegosaurus.
3. Have at least 8 stars.
4. Have at least 2 stars earned in Splat.
5. Have at least 1 gunge gun on your hand.
6. Have orange or blue spots on you.

You can change after you're done playing with me. I can challenge you whenever I want, even if you don't qualify for all 6 rules. Now, the only cool ones can play with the king! Take care!

King Pignut, Leader of Dino Valley 

Monday, September 26, 2011

550 of What?

Stars that is! I am halfway to earning 600 stars! The unbelievable Pignut Yam has eaned 550 stars, which is the halfway mark between 500 and 600 stars! This universe is so bright with all the stars I have earned!  I could light up a million New York City's with all the stars I have earned! Got stars?

Pignut Yam

P.S. Challenge me to as many games as you can so I can earn 600 stars as fast as I can! In fact, I could be taking my power back from Welsh Warrior!

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Stars, Stars!

es, their bright at night and their everywhere in the sky! Now, I'm not talking about the Sun or Alpha Centauri, I'm talking about the stars you earn right here on DinoSawUs! Now, have you read my blog post about Flower Fierce? I hope so! Because she's not the only one who is wowing the crowd with her rapid growing star level! In fact, almost everyone has been having a rapid star level growth! Soon, their will be a black hole! Get it? Black hole? Ha ha ha! It's funny! Now, if you're thinking a black hole killed the dinosaurs, we wouldn't of existed either! It would of sucked in the Earth, and the Earth would be crushed! Lava and rocks would be flying all over space! Ok, enough with this outer space junk! So, lots of you dinos have been gaining so many stars lately! If fact, if you look at Jason Grand, a few days ago, he was at 9 stars, but 3 days later, 17 stars! Welsh Warrior started and just can't stop! He's somewhere near 250 now! A month ago, he was like at 185 stars! Wow! I'm also in the crowd! So, those are just a couple more dinos. Well, I should go now, because I'm going to be the first dino shot into space! Ok, enough with that! See ya around! GOOP! Told ya I'm the gunge king!

Pignut Yam

Thursday, September 22, 2011

The Story of the Century!!!

Can you imagine a clubhouse that is almost completely full of gunge?! That rug in the House just soaked with buckets of gunge?! Well, if you think this could never happen, it did! Me, Jason Grand, and Stylish Jess were on a mission to fill up 2 places completely full of gunge! Well, let me tell you this, I was one heck of a gungeaholic on the evening of August 14, so was Jason Grand and Stylish Jess. It was SO hard to fill up the inside of the clubhouse, and the inside of the House, completely with gunge! But, we managed to fill the House with about 50% of gunge and the Clubhouse, I would say about 65% to 70% full of gunge! Trust me, if you were there in one of the 2 places, you would never see such a site again! But I'm sure you're asking this, how many gunge balls did all three of us use? Hard to say! I know I did about 500 shots in the House and maybe a little over 600 shots in the Clubhouse. (Multiply those 2 numbers by 3 and add your 2 totals!) But to let you know, we as members used the gunge guns only members get to use. So the 3 of us were shooting either 2 or 4 gunge balls at 1 time. So, if you want to come join me in this CrAzY event, find me in Dino Valley! Take care!

Pignut Yam, the expert gungeaholic
Dinosaur Games king hitter

My Birthday!!!

On September 7, I, Pignut Yam, king of dino games and DinoSawUs and everything else that has to do with dinosaurs, will have my 12th birthday! Pignut Yam is here to play! You hear me say that all over DinoSawUs, right? Well, even though I have to go to school that day, I will be getting out 30 minutes earlier that day because at my school on Wednesdays, we get out 30 minutes earlier! So when I get home, I'll be able to celebrate a wonderful birthday with you guys! Please come on September 7 for lots of fun and games! Take care!

Pignut Yam

P.S. And gunge wars! Don't forget gunge wars! I'm the king of gunge wars! GOOP! GOOP! GOOP!